wish you were here
30 March 2002 |||
I haven't updated in ten days because I'm in California.
I'm sitting on Pat's lap as I type this.
Earlier today I inhaled a massive wad of spit as I was trying to demonstrate what I thought would be an innocent joke.
A few days ago I stole his belt and made him walk through the school parking lot with his pants falling down his ass.
This is one of those moments where you wish you had a postcard reading in huge, scripted letters: "I WISH YOU WERE HERE."