kitty-wrath
09 October 2001 |||
You steal out of the 99� bin at garage sales in the part of the Projects where the cardboard boxes have devolved into garbage bags.
Why?
Is it because you find a sick joy in hearing young ones begging, saying, 'Please, Mr. Crack Distributer, our momma says we should trade another pint of her blood for some of your magical powdered milk that will heal our aching bones'?
No. No, it's not.
Is it because you suck?
No, but you're getting warmer.
It's because my cat hates you.