lies

I saw some animal crackers on the kitchen counter today. Judging by the pictures of animals in cages on the front of the bags, I've always assumed that the animal crackers were in the shape of, you know, circus animals.

But then I saw a polar bear in a cage.

And there weren't any polar bear crackers in the bag.

Some people get upset over the tax refunds, saying they haven't been refunded enough money.

I get upset over animal cracker bags lying to me.