sweet cuppin' kates
diaries usually have titles that have nothing to do with the diary itself

insanity endorsement

03 October 2001 |||


I uploaded a fanfic I wrote a year or two ago the other day that's receiving a shitload of reviews.

I love reviews.

If perhaps you would like to live to see your next birthday, you should maybe consider reading and reviewing one or all of my stories (in this case "all" would be the decision of choice).

If you fail to do this, not only will your house be reduced to a pit in the earth by tomorrow morning, but... I'll turn that pit into a pit of advertisements! Yeah, you know you wet your pants reading that one.

...just to make sure I damn well get some reviews...